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Shift
M.A. George
Trade Paperback, 548 pages
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
First Edition
April 28, 2018
Fantasy, Humor, Science Fiction,
Young Adult Fiction
Young Adult Fiction
Seventeen-year-old Perry Teasdale is a dreamer.
She’s not the kind of dreamer who waltzes through fields of wildflowers, twirling her skirts in a starry-eyed daze; or the kind who aspires to be the biggest rock star the world has ever known (not that she’d complain, if that accidentally happened). She’s the kind of dreamer who can’t get a decent night’s rest, because her sleep is flooded with scenes from other worlds—ones that seem as real as life itself.
Mind-blowing dreams may sound like loads of fun, but when they start to bleed into Perry’s waking hours—confusing the line between dream and reality, and keeping her in a sleep-deprived fog no amount of caffeine can cure—Perry’s not exactly thrilled.
Try as she might to shake the dreams from her mind, they keep gaining speed, growing ever more vivid and intense…until that hazy boundary between real and imaginary fades away, and Perry is forced to consider the impossible: Her dreams seem real, because they are.
When disaster strikes, sending Perry’s newfound normalcy into a tailspin, she takes the only logical path left: a whirlwind tour of the multiverse, scouring an ever-growing assortment of alternate realities for the missing piece—the missing person—to put her life together again.
Along the way, Perry enlists the help of an ancient wise woman (who may be a tad homicidal); a nerdy-in-all-the-right-ways mathematician (who knows all of Perry’s secrets, even before introducing himself); and a sword (because you can never go wrong with a sword).
At times hilarious—at times heartbreaking—Shift is sure to be, well, one of those two things.
She’s not the kind of dreamer who waltzes through fields of wildflowers, twirling her skirts in a starry-eyed daze; or the kind who aspires to be the biggest rock star the world has ever known (not that she’d complain, if that accidentally happened). She’s the kind of dreamer who can’t get a decent night’s rest, because her sleep is flooded with scenes from other worlds—ones that seem as real as life itself.
Mind-blowing dreams may sound like loads of fun, but when they start to bleed into Perry’s waking hours—confusing the line between dream and reality, and keeping her in a sleep-deprived fog no amount of caffeine can cure—Perry’s not exactly thrilled.
Try as she might to shake the dreams from her mind, they keep gaining speed, growing ever more vivid and intense…until that hazy boundary between real and imaginary fades away, and Perry is forced to consider the impossible: Her dreams seem real, because they are.
When disaster strikes, sending Perry’s newfound normalcy into a tailspin, she takes the only logical path left: a whirlwind tour of the multiverse, scouring an ever-growing assortment of alternate realities for the missing piece—the missing person—to put her life together again.
Along the way, Perry enlists the help of an ancient wise woman (who may be a tad homicidal); a nerdy-in-all-the-right-ways mathematician (who knows all of Perry’s secrets, even before introducing himself); and a sword (because you can never go wrong with a sword).
At times hilarious—at times heartbreaking—Shift is sure to be, well, one of those two things.
Oh.My.God.
I have just got to get my hands on this book!!
This is one of the most exciting excerpts I've ever read! The author puts the reader right into this scene, with cinematic intensity. You can feel the narrator's bewilderment, see the surroundings, and....gulp....also see the somewhat graphic, violent details. That would normally put me off right away, except that you also pick up on just how snarky the narrator is. And it's that, plus the fact that she's not quite sure what the heck is going on, as well as the contrast between her modern, teen viewpoint and the medieval setting, that's got me totally hooked! And oh, yes, the nods to Tolkien, as well as Rowling. So I'm definitely adding this novel to my Goodreads shelves -- for now -- and to my real shelves just as soon as I possibly can!
CHAPTER ONE
"'Tis hardly the time to
turn meek, Your Ladyship."
The voice is muffled—panting from a knight's helmet—but the
sneer is intact. Clearly he knows meek
isn't in my vocabulary, and he disapproves.
I'd give him a piece of my mind, if I had any clue who he
is...and if he hadn't just blocked a sword a few inches shy of connecting with
my neck, burying the point of his battle ax in my assailant's chainmail armpit.
I swallow. "Thank you." Is that really the
appropriate thing to say to someone using his armored foot to pry his weapon
from a bleeding man's ribcage?
The knight tips a curt bow of his plumed helmet to me.
"At your service, Lady Perry." Definitely a sneer there, although all
I see through his visor is a pair of ice-blue eyes. Oddly familiar eyes.
He raises his ax, and Bleeding Man's head somersaults from
his shoulders, followed promptly by the emptying of my stomach. I lean on my
sword to keep from swaying.
Wait...I have a sword?
The knight spares me a smug glare, and then the ax swings
again. The next opponent's mace thuds to the ground, along with the arm holding
it.
My eyes flinch closed. This isn't real. It can't be.
Armless Man's scream says otherwise.
"Perhaps His Majesty's guard is no place for a maiden
after all," the knight says over his shoulder. Pompous bastard. He scans
the forest clearing for more raiders, the sunrise peeking between snow caps to
spotlight the dawn mist.
Oddly enough, I don't look
like a maiden. My armor is just as dented as his, my tunic bearing the same red
crest with gold lions; and my sword looks like something forged by the elves of
Rivendell. I half expect Viggo Mortensen to saunter out from the forest. I hope
Viggo can bring me up to speed on what I'm doing surrounded by mountains and
wilderness and half a dozen guys dressed in medieval armor, defending an unseen
king against a band of thieves, Robin-Hood-style. An enormous carving of a
woman seated on a throne towers from the cliff wall, an intricate crown resting
behind her sharply-pointed ears.
I've definitely been reading too much Tolkien.
A battle cry roars from the forest shadows, snapping me back
to attention. The dead men at our feet were just the first drops, and now comes
the downpour. I stumble under Sir Sneer-a-Lot's rough shove, as he puts himself
between me and the building stream of men advancing on us, swarming from the
tree line. An arrow dings my helmet, then two more clang off my body armor, and
I try not to squeal like a pig. This isn't just a random thieving raid...
"It's an ambush!" The knight shoves me back
harder, the sneer abandoned. "Get to His Majesty. Now!"
My legs jolt into action, the weight of my armor no match
for pure adrenaline, and I don't look back until I reach the tree cover on the
opposite side of the clearing. The guards hold their line to buffer the enemy
swarm, each taking on dozens of men. Still more are flooding in. I curse myself
for fleeing like a coward, as though I belong in that guard line.
I run anyway.
I race between trees, calling out to whomever hides within,
"Ambush!" I hear footsteps and shouts gaining behind me, and I
tighten my grip on my sword as I push faster. "We're under attack!"
The gallop of hooves drums ahead of me, and I skid to a
halt, suddenly doubting whether whoever is hiding in the trees is on my side.
I'm about to turn and take my chances facing the footsteps behind me, when the
horse rounds a tree trunk into view. The rider is a woman, her red velvet dress
embroidered with gold and rubies, a matching crown braided into her hair.
Before I can blink, she raises a wooden bow, nocks the arrow, and aims past my
head. At least, I hope she's aiming at something other than my head.
My mouth falls open. "Nalya?"
Nalya, my brother's girlfriend. The one who's writing her
thesis on particle physics, is an avid subscriber to Pottermore, and has been
known to survive on cheese puffs and ketchup for days at a time. She is not, to
my knowledge, an archer. Or royalty. I expect the dancing pink elephants will
be entering stage left at any moment.
She fires three arrows past me before my slack jaw closes. I
hear the thud of bodies hitting the pine-needle floor, and for the moment the
pursuing footsteps are silenced. The echo of steel and agony from the clearing
says more will be on the way.
Nalya gives me a quick nod, as four mounted knights swoop in
to form a protective circle around her.
"'Tis unsafe, Your Majesty," one of the riders
cautions. "Please let the guardsmen contain the—"
Nalya ignores him, shouting through the trees, "I have
found her! This way!"
A fifth rider gallops to her call, his horse plated with
armor, a crown fixed to his helmet. Does
everyone around here have a crown?
He reins in his horse with a relieved sigh. "Perry. Blessed
mercy."
"Ezra?" I stifle a stunned laugh. His accent would
be hilarious if we weren't about to be slaughtered. "You're the king?"
"Your Majesty—" A weathered knight with a mustache
snaps up his visor, his horse fidgeting as impatiently as he is. "The glen
is beset with rebels. We must make haste."
My brother—the king—nods.
"We'll make for Heiber Castle. The Duke of Sutton is expecting us. I trust
his men can muster a defense."
"Someone knew we would be passing this way..." The
mustached knight clears his throat. "You have been betrayed, Your—"
"Well, it wasn't the Duke." Ezra locks eyes with
him. "I've known Max since we were children."
"Who is Max?"
I squint. "Ezra, what are we doing—"
Everyone ignores the rest of my question—myself
included—because a herd of footsteps comes crunching up behind us.
Mustache Knight gulps, spurring his horse to intercept their
approach. "The line has broken. Run, Your Majesties!"
I turn after him, the woods suddenly teeming with rabid men,
armor and weapons smeared with blood and filth, savage violence in their eyes
and my brother's name on their lips.
Calling for his death.
My mind is swimming with doubts and questions, but one certainty
floats to the top: I'll spill however much blood it takes—mine included—to
defend my brother. I plant my feet, fingers tensing on my ready sword. It feels
strangely comfortable in my grip, like I might actually have a clue how to
wield it.
Three rebels close in on me, and I swing my sword, parrying
and striking without forethought or hesitation. I have absolutely no idea where
I learned how to do this, but I'm holding my own. Not just holding my own...I'm
gaining the advantage in a three-on-one fight.
My sword finds an unguarded neck, and I blink away the
spatter of blood. There is no time to flinch, the second guy's war hammer is on
a path for my helmet. My sword is up to block, my foot planting in his gut,
paving the way for the tip of my blade. I ignore the sucking squish as I pull
my weapon free, readying for the next in line. I'm alarmingly hungry for a
chance to mow them all down, and something tells me I stand a decent chance of
doing it. Good thing I already got the puking part out of the way.
The clash of steel is all around me, murderous roars mixed
with wretched suffering, and I don't hear the approach of hooves until a hand
has me by the nape of my armor, the chainmail constricting my throat as I'm
yanked onto horseback.
"Hold firm, Perry." We're already galloping away
as my brother helps me wrangle to straddle the back of his horse. My sense of
relief battles with the urge to turn back and annihilate every last one of
those guys. They may be a product of my imagination, but I hate them no less
for it.
My arms tighten around Ezra's waist as he spurs the horse
faster, darting around tree trunks with no margin for error. Nalya is up ahead,
weaving her own horse so quickly that the guards who were supposed to be
flanking her are struggling to keep pace.
"Who are those men?" I shout over the whip of
wind, "Why do they want you dead?"
Ezra doesn't look back as he dodges another cluster of
trees. "They're probably Trulane's," he answers, as though I should
recognize the name. "Or Wenforth's," he adds. "They're always on
about my 'robbing nobility of their rightful status' and 'raising the common
man to undue prosperity'."
We break into the open, skimming the edge of the foothills
to meet up with a dirt road tracing along the valley stream. The giant stone
queen is looking down on us again as we rocket past her sandaled feet, each of
her toes the size of a small vehicle. Ezra acknowledges her with a quick nod,
and I'm relieved when she doesn't nod back. An eagle circles her left ear and
perches at the pointed tip.
I consider checking my own ears. Even if I thought we were a
safe enough distance from the action to take off my helmet, I don't
particularly want to know whether I can add elf ears to the list of
inexplicable things this day has to offer. I rest my head against Ezra's back,
the thunder of hooves and wind blending with my own ragged breathing inside my
helmet.
It all feels so real, the smell of pine mixed with the reek
of my own sweat, the horse breaking into a rhythmic gallop—free of the maze of
trees—sinewy and powerful and speeding faster than any car has ever felt.
And Ezra.
My brother, my best friend.
Until hearing his voice—hearing that exhilarated laughter as
our horse hurdles a fallen tree trunk—I was convinced this was nothing more than
a disturbingly realistic dream.
Now I'm not so sure.
When I look up again, stone turrets are coming into view
above the tree line, one of our knights signaling to the men posted along the
castle wall. The portcullis begins to draw open, and this time Ezra's boyish
laughter is contagious.
"Am I supposed to believe you had this situation under
control all along?" I ask, not yet persuaded to loosen my grip on his
waist.
"Don't I always?" He lightens up on the reins,
flicking up his visor to turn with a wink. I wish the rest of the helmet didn't
hide his dimples. "Did you doubt your sovereign?" I'm reminded of the
time he played Hamlet in junior high, only this time the accent is surprisingly
authentic.
I wonder if my own helmet hides my scowl, but my question is
answered when Ez breaks into another goofy fit at the sight of it. I'm too
caught up in contemplation to join him this time. "This is real," I
mutter. "Isn't it." It's not so much a question as a realization.
Ezra arches a questioning eyebrow, but I wave it off. He
keeps studying me, unconvinced.
I give his shoulder a shove. "Just pay attention, so
you don't steer us into a rock wall."
He complies with another hoot of laughter, intentionally
spurring the horse faster despite the rapidly-approaching castle wall.
This isn't just some flimsy replica of my brother, my
subconscious mind's way of idolizing him, placing him on a literal throne to
match the figurative one he's always held in my eyes. This is the real Ezra; and as long as he is here,
I'm not quite so terrified by the fact that I've been dropped into a life I
barely recognize.
I pull in a full breath, ignoring the stench of manure as we
barrel across the moat bridge. As long as Ezra is here, everything will be
okay.
Until an arrow comes out of nowhere, implausibly piercing
the mail an inch above his breastplate, his body slumping back into me.
Panic shocks through me. I'm too stunned to scream.
I yank off his helmet, tossing it into the dusty wake of our
horse's thundering hooves. I clamp one arm around Ez's chest and try to reach
the reins with the other.
"I'm sorry, Perry." Ezra's words are a gurgling
whisper, his eyes desperate. "So sorry."
My voice—my whole body—trembles. "Don't try to talk,
Ez...Just hold on, we're getting you inside—"
He shakes his head. "Be strong, and keep yourself
safe," he gasps, choking on his own blood. "Nalya will need your
loyalty...your counsel. Do not be reckless—" He winces, more blood welling
through the links of his chainmail. "Not like your careless
brother..." He winks, but then both eyelids droop half-closed, his head
lolling to the side.
"No! Stay with me, Ez...Don't you dare give up!"
My helmet echoes my sob and rattles with the frantic shake of my head, my
gloved fingers slipping in blood when I wrestle the arrow from his neck.
Nalya and her men hear my screams, doubling back toward us.
I struggle to hold pressure on the wound while balancing Ezra's body on our
veering horse. I can will the horse into a straight path—can keep an iron grip
on my brother, despite my shaking arms—but I can't command the spark back into
his eyes.
"I've got you, Ez." I cling to his armor, pulling
him back against me as the horse charges across the castle bailey. "You're
going to be fine."
As long as Ezra is here, everything will be okay.
Until he isn't.
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The passage that you quoted is indeed tongue in cheek and snarky. I agree that this goes a long way towards tempering any violence.
ReplyDeleteThis plot as well as the passage quoted make this sound original. The Tolkien and Harry Potter references are neat.
Hi, Brian!
DeleteYes, it sure !s! And I LOVE snarky female protagonists! Lol. And I'm glad you agree that this does make up somewhat for that violence!
Oh, I LOVE the Tolkien and Harry Potter references!! Music to my ears!! And I totally agree that the plot is really original, despite these famous fantasy references.
Thanks for the nice comment!! Hope you decide to pick up this book!! <3 :)
That excerpt! And I love the the medieval setting too. Sounds like it would be a pretty good read. :D
ReplyDeleteHi, Steph!
DeleteYeah, that excerpt REALLY grabbed me right away!! And the medieval setting is certainly appealing, too!
I'm getting this book as soon as I possibly can, because I, too, think it will be a good read.
Thanks for the nice comment!! HUGS!!! <3 <3 <3 :) :) :)